Devil wears Sin
I recently came back to Singapore after the long winter overseas. I remember how much I missed the sweet, warm, moist, toilet seats. It's like putting my butt right on another butt, and it feels so.. homey.
I walked past a new chocolatier and they had chocolate called 'Devil's orgasm'. It made me wonder why 'God's orgasm' doesn't sound as good. So the next time I had sex with my gf (my hand), instead of saying 'God' when coming, I tried saying 'Satan'. It doesn't sound as good either. I guess the Devil has a better orgasm than God, and God is better at giving orgasms. The Devil is good at sinning, and God is good at handing out sins.
*Open eyes wide* God is a capitalist?!?!
God hands out sins, and then promises to die to take it away from us. God is temptation itself.
In capitalism there is a golden rule. He who makes the gold makes the rules. In Christian land, well, God makes the rules. 10 of them. 10 commandments! Clearly, God has the gold.
And why not? He's gotten good at doing this. He's been doing this for two thousand years! When you're being robbed out there you hear: 'Your money or your life?' In churches, God has made an art out of saying 'Your money AND your life.' He's been doing this way longer than Trump. He knows how to get away with shit like that.
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4/26/19 12:18 PM
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