Late for work - puppet take

 Max - German accent - war jokes

Louis - French accent - bakery jokes
Anthony - Singlish accent - food jokes
Reo - Japanese accent - slowly transitioning from actual Japanese to english

LIGHTS UP

Max: 'Op in ze car, ve are LATE FOR VORK. Pile in, hurry up! BEEILE DICH!
Lou: Alle, alle! We do not want to be scolded by ze boss yet again. Eet will be your fault eef we are late, Anthony.
Ant: My fault simi lan?! You take your own sweet time to come and then say my fault. Kam lan ah.
Reo: Ikou. Watashi tachiha kamigami o okora setaku wa arimasen.
Translated: Let's go, we do not want to anger the gods. 

*Max steps on the accelerator, all puppets are flung backwards*

Max: O no! Zere is a road block. Ve must stop like the good citizens that ve are!
Lou: Are you crazy? But we are late for work! It is not as if we have to drink the sea. We will run them through!
Ant: Don't see this car no up ok. This car macham tank one, don't pray pray.
Reo: Bushi wa honshitsu-teki ni kōdō no hitodesu. Banzaiiiiiiiii
Translated: A samurai is essentially a man of action. 

*All change into tank formation. Driver, co-pilot, gun manner, lookout. Charges down the road block*

Max: I cannot believe ve squashed them like pumpkins. Should ve stop ze car and buy zem some ice cream?!
Lou: Putain, Vischy, Mierd. You grew a conscience in the army?
Ant: Don't be cray cray. We are late for work lah. Scully buy oreidy then arrive late then get scolding how?
Reo: Saru mo ki kara ochiru 
Translated: Even monkeys fall from trees
*Back into car formation. Once again Max floors the accelerator*

Max: O no! A tree has fallen into our path. Ve are in ze army and I call upon our good friend the timberman to cut trees in our name.
Lou: Mais oui -  Et voila, a man after my own heart.
Ant: Le kee siao ah. Are you insane? Where are you going to find this timberman?
Reo: Watashi wa, Reo, san.
Translated: My name is Reo.

*Changes into timbersaw formation. Two at the base, one wielding the sword. Reo is the sword*

Max: Ze path is clear, komrades. If we hurry, we shall arrive at the Third Reich no later than when it falls. Onwards!
Lou: Faire un Tabac - Success! You bring the treaty and I vill bring the pastry.
Ant: Wah you got see the timberman or not? Chop the tree like chop roti. Rojak party.
Reo: Aie wanta huuugah toyotah
Translated: I want a huge toyota

*Back into car formation. Max messes around with the car*

Ant: What happened ah? The car low petrol, never pump izzit?
Max: I'm revving up the Nitro boost. Has anyvone seen ze button?
Lou: What is Reo holding?

*pause*

Reo: Honda isu mochi, midu namu des.

*Reo opens his mouth in a shocked look*

BLACKOUT with explosion sounds

Published on
5/3/19 1:17 PM

what the FUCK, Eugene

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